'Indiana Jones' whips up $56 million in first 2 days at box office, tracking firm says

British teenage actor in upcoming 'Harry Potter' film fatally stabbed in London

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Is there any good reason a cop would have parked his cruiser in a clearly marked disabled parking spot outside of a Mississauga Tim Hortons' lot earlier this week?

Russia's Communist Party says Indiana Jones filmmakers on crusade for new Cold War

Andy Borowitz - Just moments after former presidential candidate John Edwards endorsed Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) for president, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) vowed to "continue the fight" for Edwards' endorsement. "My friends, I will fight for the endorsement of John Edwards, even if it takes all summer," she told supporters in Louisville, Ky. "I have not begun to fight for this endorsement!"

The Mesozoic Era lasted about 183 million years, from 248 million years ago to 65 million years ago. It included three periods, the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous Periods. This was the age of Dinosaurs.

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"