SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Pull over and put down the dog.

GREEN BAY, Wis. - Finally, David Witthoft shunned his Brett Favre jersey for the first time in 1,581 days.

Reuters - The publisher of the controversial "Grand Theft Auto 4" video game sued the Chicago Transit Authority on Monday, accusing it of pulling ads promoting the blockbuster without explanation.

NEW ORLEANS - The way the warden sees it, the more than 400-pound black bear living in the middle of the sprawling Louisiana State Penitentiary is an extra layer of security.

OTTAWA - Iron Man Canuck may be appearing soon at a theatre near you.

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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Police say they have discovered 300 dead cats stuffed into freezers at a man's Sacramento home.

YONKERS, N.Y. - A New York teenager is facing a long list of charges after allegedly trying to rob two men, who turned out to be undercover cops.

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: R - for disturbing sequences involving sexuality and violence, language and some drug use   Avg. Score: 3.33/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Dawn (Jess Weixler) is a shy teenage girl who actively resists the temptation to give in to her hormones, so she stays very active in her school's chastity group. However, when she's sexually assaulted, she discovers that her genitals have teeth, and they bite!

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: PG - for thematic elements, brief nudity, some language and incidental smoking   Avg. Score: 1.88/5     | Photos | Reviews  ) — A lonely guy (Ranbir Kapoor) who spends his days and nights locked in his apartment gets a new lease on life when he meets a mysterious woman (Salman Khan) on one of his rare sojourns outside. Over the next four nights, the couple meet up and quickly fall in love.

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: PG-13 - for sexual content and language   Avg. Score: 2.75/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Ashley (Lake Bell) is an actual psychic who falls in love with a total skeptic, Henry (Paul Rudd). However, Henry comes with some baggage, chiefly his dead fiancée, Kate (Eva Longoria), who will stop at nothing to keep Henry single.

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: PG-13 - for brief strong language   Avg. Score: 2.5/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Edward Espe Brown is a Zen master who likes to apply ancient principles of Buddhism to the modern world of food preparation. He and his eager students go on a spiritual journey to see how preparing a meal can promote peace within the body and the mind.

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: PG-13 - for crude and sexual content   Avg. Score: 0/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) moves back to Los Angeles to find the girl he's had a crush on ever since he was six-years-old, Cristabel Abbott (Paris Hilton). Reconnecting with the love of his life, he finds out that she refuses to go anywhere without her super-homely best friend June Phigg (Christine Lakin). Even though Nate tries to fix June up so he can have Cristabel all to himself, he realizes that all guys run from the sight of this unsightly gal. Nate's next plan is to give June an extreme makeover, which also uncovers June's extremely attractive personality.

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: R   Avg. Score: 3.33/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Margie Chizek (Tanna Frederick) travels from Iowa to Los Angeles to leave behind a tragic past and to start a fabulous future as a movie star. While the road to stardom is a long and torturous one, at least she has friends along for the ride, including a talent manager (Zack Norman) and his partner (David Proval), as well as a leading man as a lover (Justin Kirk).

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: PG-13 - for language, some sexual humor, and brief drug references   Avg. Score: 1.75/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Two inept crooks plot the lowest crime imaginable — robbing their own church. But when their best laid plans inevitably fail miserably, the theives end up holding their fellow parishioners hostage, who all try to get the criminals back in God's good graces.

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: Rating Pending   Avg. Score: 4.38/5     | Photos | Reviews  ) — Les (Steve Buscemi) is a celebrity photographer who can't catch a break. Desperate to get a scoop, Les befriends a young homeless dude, Toby (Michael Pitt), who has similar dreams of becoming an actor. But then Toby accidentally runs into a hot pop star, K'Harma Leeds (Alison Lohman), and the two develop an instant attraction. Being seen with the right person may be just what Toby needs to get his career going, but will he leave his ol' pal Les behind in the dust?

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: PG-13 - for thematic elements and brief disturbing images   Avg. Score: 3.25/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — Jose (Eduardo Verastegui) used to be a superstar soccer player making millions of dollars. But, after falling on hard times, he's forced to work in his brother's Mexican restaurant. It's not all bad, though, especially when he falls for a pretty young waitress (Tammy Blanchard).

( Released: 05/06/2008   Rated: R - for language, some sexuality and nudity   Avg. Score: 4.25/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  ) — This unique biopic of Bob Dylan has six different actors, Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Marcus Carl Franklin, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger and Ben Whishaw, portraying the folk-music legend at different points in his life.

Michael Eaton, of Noblesville, helps his grandmother, Annette Eaton, check out items at a consignment sale Saturday at the Hamilton County 4-H Grounds. The sale, put on by Just Between Friends, offered a variety of clothing and toys at discounted prices. Annette said she shopped for four kids and spent $50 total. Eaton purchased a coach purse for $10 that normally would cost about $100, according

The Funny Site of the Day -- Where is Alan Thicke when we need him? Remember Alan's big Pictionary craze of years gone by? That's the party game where one player...

Westfield’s Sarah Kinnaman clears the bar during the pole vault event taking first place and tying her own meet record Friday night during the Hamilton County Track Meet at Carmel. Steven Furlow / sfurlow@noblesvilledailytimes.com

No. 5 Zionsville entered the Hoosier Crossroads Conference girls’ tennis meet as the favorite but a pair of top-20 Hamilton County schools kept things interesting Saturday at Fishers. No. 18 HSE placed second in four of the five positions and came close to catching Zionsville with 42 points. The Eagles held on to win the tourney with 47 points. Noblesville, the only county school with an HCC champion, placed third with 39 points. The Millers’ Emily Samons and Lauren Baker won No. 1 doubles with a 6-1, 6-4 victory over HSE’s Devon Strand and Lina Goens in the

Noblesville has won its first Hamilton County Boys Track & Field Championship since 1972 . Putting on the final stamp of victory Saturday morning at Carmel Stadium was a senior pole vaulter whose coach four years ago never dreamed would be in such a title-clinching position. Members of the Noblesville boys’ track team celebrate after winning the Hamilton County meet Saturday at Carmel. The meet started

There won’t be a dramatic fight for life this time around. No national day of mourning for a brave horse who wouldn’t give up. Schoolchildren won’t be sending cards. The people who cried for Eight Belles got it out of the way at the track. They had no choice, because the business of racing goes on. She ran with the big boys in the race of her life. She ended up paying for it with her life. One moment she was flying down the stretch at Churchill Downs racing against all odds

The’ boys Hamilton County Track & Field Meet held Friday and finished Saturday morning at Carmel is, in my opinion, why track and field is one of the greatest, if not the greatest, high school sport. One athlete, in track and field, who finishes sixth, seventh or even eighth in an event such as the county can, and often does, make the difference. Noblesville’s one-point win actually isn’t the closest margin ever in this meet’s history, a meet which dates back to 1908. In 1971, Carmel edged Noblesville by one-half point, 68 to 67.5. In 1998, Carmel won

The 12th annual Metropolitan Interscholastic Conference girls’ tennis tournament turned into a record-setting day for No. 3 ranked Carmel. The Greyhounds won four titles in four of the five positions and finished with a team record of 55 points, breaking their previous best of 54. Freshman Courtney Wild earned the No. 1 singles crown after avenging an early-season, three-set loss to Center Grove’s Becca Porter. Wild won in straight sets, 6-1, 6-4. Megan Renninger cruised to the title at No. 2 singles with three straight-set victories. Susie Chen also won in straight sets in each match, including a

The Sheridan softball team got its first Hoosier Conference sweep of the season Saturday by winning a doubleheader at Rensselaer. The Blackhawks (7-9, 3-7) won the first game 9-3. Sheridan had nine hits, with pitcher Haleigh Hiatt and shortstop Abby Zeiler each getting two hits. Hiatt, right fielder Grace Hillock and catcher Courtney Faucett each drove in two runs. Hiatt had a nice night in the circle, tossing 11 strikeouts against six hits. The windy conditions caught up with the teams in the second game, which Sheridan won 16-8. Both pitchers struggled with the conditions, which caused

Lafayette Jeff Invite At Coyote Crossing GC, Par 72 Team Scores: HSE 324, Lafayette Jeff Red 327, Terre Haute South 334, Zionsville 336, Lebanon 337, Noblesville 337, Michigan City 339, Brownsburg 345, Lawrence Central 345, Seymour 349, Richmond 352, Lafayette Jeff Black 358, Franklin Central 380, Northrop 385, Logansport 395 Medalist: Parker Sheppard (HSE) 78 HSE: Sheppard 78, Grant Braden 79, Chris Schwager 80, Wes Bowman 87, Evan Duffey 92 Noblesville: Charlie Castino 80, Marc Ricafort 83, Jackson VanMeter 86, John Norton 88, Vince Drahman 91 Coach’s Comments: “It was probably the toughest weather we’ve played in all

Batting Averages (20 or more at bats) Player AB H AVG. Hansen, W 36 18 .500 Gregor, C 38 18 .474 Zunica, G 32 15 .469 Shepherd, C 45 19 .468 Rogers, C 29 9 .450 Schlotter, F 50 22 .440 Sherer, HH 41 18 .439 Mangano, C 35 15 .429 Stetson, C 45 19 .422 Wojda, G 45 19 .422 Augustinovicz, G 37 15 .405 Thomas, W 50 20 .400 Yohler, F 48 19 .396 Plawecki, W 41 16 .390 Wides, N 55 21 .382 Fiala, C 45 17 .378 Ripp, SE 45 17 .378 Davis, F 53 20

Guerin Catholic At Guerin Catholic First game Alexandria (10) AB R H RBI Yeast, ss 4 2 1 0 Talmon, 3b 3 4 2 2 Duerman, p 3 0 0 1 Quinn, lf 4 1 0 0 Smith, 2b 3 1 1 0 Baker, 1b 4 0 1 0 Hosier, cf 4 0 1 1 Hartman, rf 3 1 0 0 Parkson, c 4 1 1 2 Totals 32 10 7 6 Guerin (2) AB R H RBI Corey Dolan,